Category Archives: Blog
Back to BLOGGING! Giro della Toscana 2012
Ahh, it has been a while for me on the old blog front…but, alas…I am back! The Giro d’Italia is around the corner and I’m planning on blogging the crepe out of that race. Hopefully this excites you in a … Continue reading
Belgium causing tension between Fat Taylor and Skinny Professional Taylor.
Earlier today at lunch… Fat Taylor: Dude! FRIIITESSSS! Get French fries! French fries! French fries! Skinny Professional Taylor: Buddy, buddy. Throttle down, throttle down! We can’t bro, I’m sorry. FT: Whoa captain buzz kill. What? Are you being serious? You … Continue reading
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A conversation with my body after Stage 1 of Tour of Qatar
Body: Hey Taylor, if you get a sec, I really need to talk to you. Taylor: Yeah bod, hold on… OK, I’m good, what’s up? Body: What was that? Taylor: What was what? Body: THAT. What you just did to … Continue reading
[BLOG] Saying Stupid Things To Girls, How I View The World. And Lady Style Tips…
Hey there folks. I am en route back to freezing cold Colorado and a very funny little exchange just went on in the row in front of me. First off, I got upgraded to United First which is always a … Continue reading
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TnT Advice Column: Taylor’s Fantasy, Tandemonium, D-Shnozzles and the Ex-Tebow
Taylor’s Fantasy Clark asks a 2 part question: 1) Is it worth it to let nature run its course on the legs in the off-season? I’ve never let mine grow back because the first few days of leg whiskers on … Continue reading
TnT Advice Column : How it works
So I have exciting news. I have been reading a lot of advice columns recently, purely for the prose…of course… And just recently, I thought to myself – Holy Monkey Crepes – Taylor, you and Tejay should have your OWN … Continue reading
Iz nice ze mobile phone on ze toilet or vat? [BLOG]
I am on an airplane right now and thought I’d share a quick story with you. I just went to the little boys room…just for a tinkle, nothing serious. Anyways, on my way up the aisle I had my iPhone … Continue reading
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McEwen’s wheel, and realizing I am still a fanboy.
I experienced an interesting moment yesterday, in stage 4 of Franco-Belge. After Michi Schar absolutely buried himself to bring me up next to the Sky train with just under a kilometer to go, I drifted back to fight for the … Continue reading
Salt, and the Devil apparently suffers from ADHD.
Ahh salt. The holy salt! I always enjoy the superstitions that arise at bike races, salt passing and spilling being two of them. As an American, when I was growing up, if somebody asked you to pass them the salt, … Continue reading
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A completely different level.
Yesterday, en route to what I would call a mediocre 15th place, I did a whole 25 more watts AVERAGE than I did at the Vuelta Time Trial where I finished 5th. I certainly gave everything I had, but it … Continue reading
