Category Archives: Blog
Belgium causing tension between Fat Taylor and Skinny Professional Taylor.
Earlier today at lunch… Fat Taylor: Dude! FRIIITESSSS! Get French fries! French fries! French fries! Skinny Professional Taylor: Buddy, buddy. Throttle down, throttle down! We can’t bro, I’m sorry. FT: Whoa captain buzz kill. What? Are you being serious? You … Continue reading
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A conversation with my body after Stage 1 of Tour of Qatar
Body: Hey Taylor, if you get a sec, I really need to talk to you. Taylor: Yeah bod, hold on… OK, I’m good, what’s up? Body: What was that? Taylor: What was what? Body: THAT. What you just did to … Continue reading
[BLOG] Saying Stupid Things To Girls, How I View The World. And Lady Style Tips…
Hey there folks. I am en route back to freezing cold Colorado and a very funny little exchange just went on in the row in front of me. First off, I got upgraded to United First which is always a … Continue reading
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TnT Advice Column: Taylor’s Fantasy, Tandemonium, D-Shnozzles and the Ex-Tebow
Taylor’s Fantasy Clark asks a 2 part question: 1) Is it worth it to let nature run its course on the legs in the off-season? I’ve never let mine grow back because the first few days of leg whiskers on … Continue reading
TnT Advice Column : How it works
So I have exciting news. I have been reading a lot of advice columns recently, purely for the prose…of course… And just recently, I thought to myself – Holy Monkey Crepes – Taylor, you and Tejay should have your OWN … Continue reading
Iz nice ze mobile phone on ze toilet or vat? [BLOG]
I am on an airplane right now and thought I’d share a quick story with you. I just went to the little boys room…just for a tinkle, nothing serious. Anyways, on my way up the aisle I had my iPhone … Continue reading
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McEwen’s wheel, and realizing I am still a fanboy.
I experienced an interesting moment yesterday, in stage 4 of Franco-Belge. After Michi Schar absolutely buried himself to bring me up next to the Sky train with just under a kilometer to go, I drifted back to fight for the … Continue reading
Salt, and the Devil apparently suffers from ADHD.
Ahh salt. The holy salt! I always enjoy the superstitions that arise at bike races, salt passing and spilling being two of them. As an American, when I was growing up, if somebody asked you to pass them the salt, … Continue reading
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A completely different level.
Yesterday, en route to what I would call a mediocre 15th place, I did a whole 25 more watts AVERAGE than I did at the Vuelta Time Trial where I finished 5th. I certainly gave everything I had, but it … Continue reading
My (fake) real interview w/ Phillipe Gilbert after GP Wallonie.
TP: Hey, Phil. First off, thanks for sitting down with me. I am a huge fan of yours. Congrats on today at GP Wallonie, Canada and leading the WorldTour ranking. PG: Oh hey Taylor. Yeah thank you. I would say … Continue reading
